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2009-07-05T20:35:00.004-04:00

The Wind Chill Makes It Feel Like !@#$%^

2009-01-15T19:47:00.004-05:00

See what is circled in that pic? It's as cold as one of those right now.

Right now in luxurious Northern Virginia, we are enjoying a clear evening with a comfortable temperature of 15 degrees. It actually feels like -1,000 degrees, but some dipshit on the news told me it's 15. It's the coldest it has been around here in ages, and it is supposed to be even colder tomorrow. That's fantastic. I was hoping that when I get into my car that I would have to pry my hands from a frozen steering wheel, as many layers of my skin are left behind.

Now I know it is not as cold here as it is in the Midwest, but you know what? I don't care about the Midwest. I'm self serving when it's cold, and all I am worried about is my warmth and comfort. That's not completely true, I'm not that much of a bastard. It's days like this that make you realize how grateful you should be because you have a warm house to come home to, and you are blessed enough to not have to brave the elements.

Stay warm kiddos!

This Man Is Cooler Than Any Of You!!!!

2009-01-14T20:09:00.004-05:00

Go see this flick now! I'm serious. Get off your ass and drive to the movie theatre. Right now.Get off the computer and head towards your vehicle. The porn will still be here when you get back.

The best movie I have seen in the past five years. Clint Eastwood is more of a man at 78 than I or you (unless you are rocking ovaries...then of course he is more of a man than you.) will ever be.

I'll let qualified movie reviewers describe this film, but I cannot recommend it enough. Eastwood is gritty and manly as one would expect, but I feel he has reinvented himself in this role. He should win some kind of award. I'm thinking he should be presented with the "For Christ Sakes I Was In Tombstone" Man of the Century Award.

New XBOX Experience

2008-10-07T09:46:00.002-04:00

Well the upcoming XBOX 360 fall update has been being touted for a good minute. The eventual changes are being promoted as changing the way we all use our 360. They are really trying to make it THE entertainment console.

What is it?
Enter the ultimate social entertainment experience. Connect
with your favorite people and enjoy more games and entertainment online than
with any other device connected to your TV. Welcome to the New Xbox Experience.
Jump in.

http://www.xbox.com/en-US/live/nxe/

Some things I think may be cool:

1. Netflix streamed movies via the 360 ---- If they pump up the library, this could be huge.

2. New streamlined look -- Who does not like to be asthetically pleased?

Things I don't care about:

Avatar --- I have a Mii thank you. I already look dumb...don't need a cartoon version of me to feel worse about myself.

Curious for this update to drop and see if it does make my 360 more than just a console I jump on when I want to get my rear end handed to me by an 11 year old in Halo 3.

Another One Bites The Dust

2008-10-03T09:11:00.003-04:00

Apparently my freedom means very little to me. If William Wallace were around today, he would bitch slap me for disrespecting my ability to live my life on my own terms. What William holds so dear, I throw away like a used tissue.

Let it be known, that on Wednesday October 1, 2008, I dropped down on on knee, professed my love, and then surrendered my balls to my lovely girlfriend Rachel.

In all actuality, I am very excited! Rachel and I have been together for over 2 years now, and I have never been happier in my life. To think she is willing to put up with my crap for the rest of her life really speaks volumes about her patience and resolve. She's a gem. I'm lucky.

No date is set yet, so technically I am still a free man. I'll keep you posted as things develop.

Wish me luck!

Top Comic Book Movies BEFORE 2000

2008-02-29T09:31:00.003-05:00

My brother brought home a Batman comic when the 1989 movie was released, and from that point on I have had a fascination with all things Superheroes. I always liked them as a kid, but it was that day when John brought the comic home that my pseudo obsession began.

I collected comic books for many years. Spiderman, X-men, JLA, Batman.....the list goes on and on. Then one day, like many hobbies for a young man, I kinda just stopped. But my love for the Superhero continued. That's why I am psyched every time I hear about a new comic based movie release.

There have been some awesome ones in the past few years. X-men 1 & 2, Spiderman 1 & 2, Sin City and Batman Begins are some examples. There have also been some steaming piles released too. ( Think Hulk and Fantastic Four). But this recent blitz of comic to movie enterprises is nothing new.

The good folks over at Retrojunk.com have posted an article where they take a look at the best comic book movies pre-year 2000.

1. Superman

2. Superman II

3. Batman

4. The Crow

5. The Mask

6. Blade

7. Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

8. Dick Tracy

9. The Shadow

10. Mystery Men

I'd put Batman at number one, and would drop The Shadow and Mystery Men from the list. The last two movies sucked! I'd rather watch Batman and Robin than The Shadow. Bring on the Bat-nipple suits....

Check the article out here!

OK....let's go with Plan B!

2008-02-28T10:23:00.001-05:00

R.I.P Myron Cope

2008-02-28T10:11:00.002-05:00

Yesterday was a sad day for Steelers Fans worldwide. Famed color commentator Myron Cope passed away after a long struggle with many ailments including respiratory issues. Cope was the man behind the Terrible Towel, and was the first one to widely use the term "Immaculate Reception", in reference to Franco Harris' legendary catch.

Fans who knew him loved him. Outsiders probably could not understand a word he said and thus could not "get" his appeal. But folks in Pittsburgh knew him as a staple. A steel town institution. One who will surely be missed.

One last "Double Yoi" for a legend!

Pittsburgh Post Gazette Story

Feeling Left Out

2008-02-27T09:03:00.002-05:00

Pwnage = Relief????

2008-02-27T08:55:00.000-05:00

When I get sniped from across the map on High Ground in a Team Slayer match on Halo 3, I usually get angry. I swear. I throw my controller. I basically have a sissy temper tantrum. Then I calm down, get smoked again, and repeat the process. But I never once have felt a sense of relief. You will never hear me say, “Thank god that's over!” after I get pummeled by someone far superior than I. According to a recent study however, the emotional response to being killed in an FPS or other action game might just induce the feeling of relief, even though you may not exactly realize that is what is going on. There is an article on Arstechnica.com that tells of a study using Finnish students. The study measured the emotional responses of the group when they played James Bond 007: Nightfire, and Super Monkey Ball 2. After comparing the two, they theorized that a gamer experiences a sense of relief when they are killed, because it eliminates the tension or stress of facing their next opponent.A very wordy, yet interesting read. Check the article out here!

Attachment is Forbidden, Posession is Forbidden....

2007-12-19T10:10:00.000-05:00

Man, this guy is really playing the part!

MASSive EFFECTs to my psyche!

2007-12-19T09:42:00.000-05:00

Review after review have sung the praises of Bioware's latest RPG, Mass Effect. Many have called it the best game to grace the XBOX 360 to date. Others have said it is the best RPG ever. Google any review, and you'll be hard pressed to find anyone who has anything but great things to say about this game. And so far with my experience in the ME universe, I can do nothing but agree.

With my self professed casual gamer status, I cannot compare ME to many of the other heavy hitters out there. While I would love to emerse myself in such games as Assassins Creed, Bioshock, COD4, etc., I simply don't have the time. I'm sure I'll eventually dabble in these games, but each purchase I make has to be calculated, and boy do I feel that I mad the right choice with ME!

My little review or analysis is nowhere near the level of something you'd get on IGN, or JOYSTIQ, and it's coming much, much later than everyone else. But give me a break man! I got a late start, but have become so wrapped up in the experience, that I felt I had to share.

This game is the balls! I have never in my life felt so involved in a game, or felt been so taken aback by the storyline. Every decision that I make is critical to the overall outcome, and it shows. I've played other RPG's that have claimed this, but ME really delivers. I started this game wanting to be all Billy Bad Ass, and be the ultimate Renegade. You know, kick puppies, swear at old ladies, etc. Just be a giant rebel. But as time has gone on, I couldn't help but find myself sympathizing with those who were in peril, or who needed advice. I also felt a connection to my teammates. I am their Commander, and I need to take care of my folks if they are to take care of me! So my attitude has drastically shifted to be a boy scout, more than a bully, and I think it has helped me love this game so much more!

If you like a good sci-fi story, you will love this game. If you've never played an RPG, in my opinion there is none better to start out with Read the reviews on some of the game sites out there to get a better idea of what to expect. They can give you an in-depth view of the game. But take it from an Average Joe who loves to play for thrill of it, this game really is amazing. Plus, any game where you get to knock out a nosey reporter, or make sweet, sweet love to an alien has to be money. Right?

Can't we all Just get Along?

2007-12-18T12:10:00.000-05:00

Found this article, ON BEING A FANBOY, and I thought it was pretty interesting. It examines how there is a huge population of Gamers out there who have resorted to squabbling over which next-gen system is the best, and how the others have failed here and there. The author states that this sort of behavior is reflecting negatively on Gamers as a legit fan base, because all they do is complain and whine. He states that regardless of what you prefer, we should all embrace the fact there are options out there for all levels of video game fans, and that each system strengthens the industry that has provided us with endless hours of entertainment.

I swear Ossifer...I only had one drink...hic

2007-12-18T11:19:00.001-05:00

Microsoft Shows Love To America's Heroes

2007-10-12T10:20:00.000-04:00

" Microsoft announced Tuesday that they are in the process of shipping out Xbox 360 consoles along with copies of Halo 3 and Madden NFL 08 to USO centers around the world so that our soldiers can have fun during their downtime between their real Life or Death Missions. The associated press has reported that soldiers stationed in Iraq are already kicking some Covenant behind. Service members will also have access to Xbox Live, so they will be able to talk to their loved ones through the online service as well. Microsoft also announced Tuesday that they will be making contributions to America Supports You, an organization that helps members of our Armed Forces in Iraq and Afghanistan connect with support organizations in the United States." -- Excerpt from Ninjaen.com

How great is this? Video games are a creature comfort from home that I'm sure thousands of young men and women miss when they are on the other side of the world, doing what they do best... Kicking A$$ and keeping us free and safe!

I'm sure this gesture is greatly appreciated, and I'm happy to hear that Microsoft is giving a little back to our finest!

I'll have to do some research and see if any charities or organizations are accepting used or new games to donate to the troops. If I find any, I'll be sure to post info right here if anyone would like to contribute.

"Son, I think you should stay away from the Johnson's house this year..."

2007-10-11T15:18:00.001-04:00

Killer Pumpkin

Textually Active ;-)

2007-10-11T15:00:00.000-04:00

What once was considered a chore has now become such a part of my daily routine, that I don't even realize I am doing. Text messaging via my cell phone has become my second form of blinking. I know I blink regularly, but I don't think about it often. And have you ever tried to not blink? (Go ahead...I'll wait while you try.)Ha! You can't do it!

Texting has become my newest involuntary muscle reaction. If I had to guess-timate, I would figure 30-40 text messages a day escape from my fingertips. I mostly send my digital correspondences to my GF Rachel. (GF is short for Girlfriend...something I learned while texting.) Because we communicate this way, and she doesn't have to put up with my voice so much more than she wants to, we are still together. It's so much easier to yell at someone or apologize this way. Cut straight through the hassle...

Anyway, as I emptied out my Full Inbox for what had to be the 3rd time in as many days, I was struck my this simple fact: text messaging has made life so much easier for me, as I'm sure it has for millions. And for anyone who knows me, making life easier for me, only makes life better for everyone...less chance I'll screw up royally!

Be good!

So many choices......

2007-10-10T09:53:00.000-04:00

Worlds Largest Beer Fridge

How Well Do You Know Your Girl?

2007-10-09T13:20:00.000-04:00