The Wind Chill Makes It Feel Like !@#$%^

See what is circled in that pic? It's as cold as one of those right now. 

Right now in luxurious Northern Virginia, we are enjoying a clear evening with a comfortable temperature of 15 degrees. It actually feels like -1,000 degrees, but some dipshit on the news told me it's 15. It's the coldest it has been around here in ages, and it is supposed to be even colder tomorrow. That's fantastic. I was hoping that when I get into my car that I would have to pry my hands from a frozen steering wheel, as many layers of my skin are left behind. 

Now I know it is not as cold here as it is in the Midwest, but you know what? I don't care about the Midwest. I'm self serving when it's cold, and all I am worried about is my warmth and comfort. That's not completely true, I'm not that much of a bastard. It's days like this that make you realize how grateful you should be because you have a warm house to come home to, and you are blessed enough to not have to brave the elements.

Stay warm kiddos!

This Man Is Cooler Than Any Of You!!!!

Go see this flick now! I'm serious. Get off your ass and drive to the movie theatre. Right now.Get off the computer and head towards your vehicle. The porn will still be here when you get back.

The best movie I have seen in the past five years. Clint Eastwood is more of a man at 78 than I or you (unless you are rocking ovaries...then of course he is more of a man than you.) will ever be.

I'll let qualified movie reviewers describe this film, but I cannot recommend it enough. Eastwood is gritty and manly as one would expect, but I feel he has reinvented himself in this role. He should win some kind of award. I'm thinking he should be presented with the "For Christ Sakes I Was In Tombstone" Man of the Century Award.